For all you lame-asses that haven't taken the time to consider the possibilities, let me paint a picture for you. Imagine it. Sex outside the bedroom. Doing it somewhere other than the same old same. I honestly suggest you try it, for the benefits are truly orgasmic. Whether you're trying to add a little bit of spark into the ever-dwindling flame of your ten year romance, or you're attempting to lasso yourself a Sunday kind of man, the benefits of doing it outdoors are unavoidable.
I've done it on a swing, on top of a U-Haul, everywhere imaginable, and believe me, after 3 years with the same man, the environment becomes a key element in the spontaneity of your intimate life. Who wants to do it over and over again, their legs over the shoulders of the man who conquered them missionary style years ago. I don't know about you, but I'ma complex person. With my varied moods and all the facets of my personality, I'd like to think that I can be conquered in many ways.....in many places. In fact, I require it. I crave it. And just to show you I'm not some stupid fag that has no idea what he's talking about, let me show you the satisfied faces of those braves souls who have dared to go barein public, and obviously don't regret it. What do you think? Isn't it about time you grabbed the hubby and started freaking it behind the Taco Bell? Email me and let me know your spin on this subject.
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